Garfield the Family Pet

2008-01-04T06:04:00.000-08:00

Summer Holi~~daze~~Day in ~~Melburn~~Melbourne!
Hallo everyone!!! I am Garfield and I am baby Ele!
Garfield: This is MY BLOG i never say u can talk now!
Baby Ele: orh.... but HALLO EVERYONE! I am back from Melbourne...so funny hor Garfield korkor spell Melburn... hahahaha!
Garfield: TSK.
Baby Ele: ok sorry..... u continue....
Ok its me again... i went to Melbourne with Mabel jiejie to melbourne again last year...so i went to ~~melbounrenan melburn~~ melbourne TWICE in 2007...this time round we went with fabian korkor and auntie n chiosee (Baby Ele: Garfield korkor... i think its Chelsea lei...) ok chelsea jiejie.... then we take the Emicakes airlines (Baby Ele:...erm Emirates....) and we stayed at Lixian korkor's house.... we all slept in his room wiht all the scary chinese painting.... i dont dare to open my eyes when i sleep in his room leh (Baby Ele: Garfield korkor... where got pple sleep with their eyes open oneeeeeee) SHUT UP LA BABY ELE! Later then ur turn la i blog first!!!

then at Lixian korkor's nicenice house hor... we played on his PS 2 lor....

and went shopping at queen victoria market.... i am in the bag la u cannot see me meh???

and went to take pictures at botanical garden lo.... mabel jie jie say she likes this picture... this one is uncle's favourite flower by the way... as in mabel jiejie's daddy la... he buy this flower hor then chinese new year hao lian to everyone one... every year same one........ (Baby Ele: orh!!!! u say uncle! i tell him!! UNCLE ah... i tell u ah!!!)

u still wanna blog one or not??? your turn la! oh!!! okokok hello everyone i am baby ele!!! how are you? i am fine! last yr hor...Mabel jiejie was so sweet and nice... cos she offered to bring me to Melbourne lor (Garfield: so u mean Mabel jiejie only last yr sweet and nice huh! I TELL HER!!!) no la..........of course she always sweet pretty beautiful and nice ma....................................

ok la i shall continue.... after Fabian korkor's convocation hor... we out to gai gai for 2 days! we went to the great ocean road to see the 12 apollo lor! (Garfield:n Apostles hor! u also dunno how to SPAL! ) aiyah i not purposely one la... it's spell by the way..then of course i have to stand on the 2 apostles like Garfield korkor did when he went ma! TADAH!!! LI HAI BAH!!!

and that's me again with the remaining few apostles!!! so nice hor this pic.... but Fabian korkor scolded me...cos hor.... i tot he wanna take pic for me ma...... he say he wanna take pic of the feng jing then i pok my head in lor... *sniffs*

But i know he still like me very much la cos he took an artistic shot of me! Garfield dont have!!!!

and he got piggy back me also! Yay! Then mabel jiejie took a pic with me also....

ok bye Baby Ele.... everyone its me again! i also got take nice pic ok.... at the botanical garden hor...i saw the chelsea jiejie jump jump so of course i have to jump too right....

yah la how can i jump right.... so mabel jiejie jumped with me lar!

then on day 2... we went to the Mornington ~~Pencilcolour~~ Peninsular! Mabel jiejie brought us to the strawberry farm call Sunny ~~Rich~~ Ridge to pluck strawberries! IT WAS DAMN FUN LA! (Baby Ele: HOR HOR HOR! u say DAMN! i tell Mabel jiejie)
*can't be bothered* woo hooo.... see the strawberriessssss so ~~raid~~ red!!!
*happy*
See our shou huo!!! yum yum yummmmm *drools*
Wha then when we went back to Lixian korkor's house we were super sleepy liao lar... so we orh orh chu liao lor....8 days so fast one leh.. then we returned to Singapore alreadyyyyyy =( but i had fun lar.... i wonder where mabel jiejie will bring me to this yr.... (Baby Ele: ya lor i wonder also lei)

Garfield: Grrrrrr.... this shall be the last time u blog with me! HMMRFP... fan si ren...

ok la that's all la.... see all of u soon!!!

2007-11-06T15:22:00.000-08:00

~~Abandong~~ ~~abundance~~ Abandoned
Mabel jie jie and Uncle Fabian left for Phuket without me.................. =(

2007-05-27T01:16:00.000-07:00

Eeyore YOKOSO Japan!

Konichiwaaaaaaaaaaaa..... Watashi Eeyore san deskaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... Hallo everyone...! I am Eeyore Garfield's Ex GirlFriend. I just came back from Japan you see... so i tot it would be nice to show everyone the nice pictures i took in Japan. So i asked Garfield's permission to use his blog lor... and Garfield is such a nice person mahhhhhh so he lend me lor... but i had to give him a kiss before he lets me blog tho *pouts* but i asked Xinghui jie jie for permission already la... i don't give kisses freely one lehhh

Kalvin Korkor and Xinghui jiejie always bring me overseas la... so actually i'm very used to flying around... Xi Guan already... i went to Switzerland, Taiwan, Korea, Genting etc... alright only lar... i think i'll be going to more places next time... So let's take a look at my pictures taken in Japan...!

Me and my baby sister at 1 of our hotel... sitting on the tatami... i kept telling Garfield Tatami cannot eat one... but he dunno what I'm talking about.. he tot it's Ta mee.... still ask me nice to eat or not got put chilli or not... *sigh*

then this one is taken in another hotel... on our comfy bed...

See! Xinghui jiejie wanted to buy me this nice red princessy jacket leh... but after looking at the price tag she say the jacket cannot bring out my nice figure... so in the end we didnt buy lor..

Kalvin korkor and meeeeeee

Xinghui jiejie and meeeee I want to stay in castle!!!

on the korkor beh! kekekekeke

my New friends!!! thisis Spidey korkor

auntie Kitty.... dun really like her... you see my expression you know liao.... she wear till so sexy for what... =( like lao hiao

Uncle big bird.... his feather very ticklish lehhhh heehee

Cookie monster korkor hahaha!

Elmo korkor!

Uncle Ernie and Uncle Bert... heheheehe

my new water bottle! Yay!!!

you see i saw a korkor who looks like La Bi Xiao Xin Kor Kor.....

Very tiring lehhhhh but very fun la... then always got time to take nap... kalvin korkor carry me... then you see i got sweet sweet in my pockettt heehee

ok la i cannot type le.... if not garfield ask me to kiss him again!!! Post 1 last picture.... duno kalvin korkor will scold me or not... i dunno what were they doing... but just find this photo funny hahaha!!! ok la will blog again when i go overseas la... wont be long..... so till then!!! BYE BYE!!!!!

2007-04-21T00:07:00.000-07:00

Easter Holidays at Melbourne!!!!

Hallooooo everyone! I'm back from melbourne.... Noticed my english become better? Because i spent 9 days in australia ma... Everyone speaks english... so my english improved ~~orlady~~ ~~ordei~~ ~~alrally~~ ~~alreally~~ ~~ohreally~~already. Erm. Yah.

Anyway... Mabel jiejie was so scared after she said byebye to Uncle, Kalvin Korkor, Xinghui Jiejie, Alvina Jiejie, Auntie Sally, Cayen Jiejie, Deyes Korkor, Elia jiejie, Yati Jiejie, Aunty Doreen and Celestine jiejie (so many ppl came to see me off... *touched*)

Kalvin korkor and his shaky hands... you all can see me in the pic or not....
Then she wandered around in the transit area and then went to the waiting area already... she called Fabian korkor and told her she very scared cos she first time travelling alone... BUT I WAS WITH HER LEH... crazy one leh... anyway hor... then we board the place liao lor... the plane was full of angmoh... We sat with this ang moh korkor... he say he's from New Zealand... i dunno where's that place... but must be some where NEW.

Then we had supper on the plane... and watched a bit of movie and Mabel jiejie read her book when i snooze for awhile... then hor.. lousy Mabel jiejie vomitted... that ang moh korkor looked so stunned... like never see people vomit before...so i hold the paper bag for Mabel jiejie lor

Then hor! the plane finally land liao leh! But Mabel jiejie say we cant see Fabian korkor yet.. cos we are at AIR LEH...i dunno where is it lar so i took a bit to show u.... any idea???

Anyway we board the plane again then 1 hours later... we finally saw Fabian korkor... yeah...

I lazy to tell you all stories liao.. lemme intro you to my new friend...

Meet pig pig... pig pig is very sporty one... she enjoys doing aerobics... and she's very friendly and warm.... she's Fabian korkor's room mate...

then hor.. the next day Fabian korkor bring us go eat
souvlaki...DAMN NICE... you see i didnt even bother to look at the camera...

After that was Docklands... It was so cold there... and i nv wear pants... so i wasnt too happy... but Mabel jiejie and Fabian korkor stayed there very long cos Mabel jiejie like that place.. i was sulking all the way lor...

Then the 2 of them were very cruel...they went to their friend's home at some ulu part of Melb..AND DIDNT BRING ME.... so pig pig and I throw tantrums at home lor =( the 2 idiots went HORSE RIDING without us... and went to penguin island to see Philip! I dunno who philip is lar but i also want to see ma... so unfair leh...

So when they came back i bo hew them lor... then Mabel jiejie say bring me to Great Ocean Food... i was so happy you know... i tot it's some nice seafood restaurant...

It's GREAT OCEAN ROAD la... aiyah... but it was very nice too la... we went with 2 jiejies and Uncle Aloysius who dunno how to take pics properly.... see the pics... I was so scared you know... if Mabel jiejie let go i dunno how to climb up myself!!! so i xiao bu chu lai lor...Fabian korkor more zai... i stood on his shoulder haha his hair very messy horMabel jiejie ask me to "stand" on 2 apostles... but Fabian korkor say i look like i'm pang sai-ing Then i walk until sian liao Mabel Jiejie carry me lor
The Fabian korkor's turn to carry me
Fabian korkor ask us to act cool and pose for the pic... i very cool hor...

Then we watched the nice nice sunset lor... by that time i wasnt so scared liao... I told you Uncle Aloy dunno how to take pics liao!

Anyway that's all lar... i lazy to blog liao!!! BYE!

2007-02-19T22:43:00.000-08:00

Huat AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey everyone! Happy New ~~Ear~~ Year! I've been very busy eating bak kwa lately... i've tried so many brands... need to exercise more after new year i think... but weird leh... i wear my red t shirt for so many years already still can fit leh... so maybe dont need to diet lar...

This year's new year is slightly more special leh... cos hor...

Uncle gave me ang bao.. then weixiong korkor and jaslin jiejie came...a nd they gave me as well.. then this eeyore (my ex girlfriend) wore her SWITZERLAND red top to catch Uncle's attention lor... so she got her ang baos as well... Mabel Jiejie say she keep my ang bao for me.. next time i wanna buy things then take from her... she's very thoughtful hor...

Oh anyway... i got new friend leh... her name is Jojo...
That time Fabian Korkor brought her to my house ma... then Mabel Jiejie told Jojo that im her pet... so they intro intro lor... u see she kept sniffing me leh... dunno where she come from... see first time then kiss me leh... n she used her tongue somemore leh... but ok la hehehehe

The we chit chatted for a while lor... she's quite friendly la.... but she kept asking me Uncle and went on a on about apples.... dunno why also... she say she love to eat apples and grapes... then i told her i like potato chips and coke lor...

The we became a bit bored la... cos nothing to say liao ma... i very shy and reserved one ma...
So Fabian korkor ask me to ride on Jojo lor... quite fun lar... but dunno eeyore see this picture will jealous or not... Eeyore we friend friend only ok... nv do anything....

Ok la... happy new year everyone.... enjoy!!!

2007-01-21T02:09:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday Kalvin Korkor...

sorry la... not much mood to blog.... korkor that time go switzerland nv bring me... now jiejie go phuket nv bring me also... i losing my groud place (di wei..) already... =( nobody loves me...oh... mabel jiejie say she loves me the most! Heng...

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2006-12-03T07:41:00.000-08:00

Lovesick.
wont be posting anything.
my baby eeyore went switzerland, but i am here alone in Singapore. :(

Yang.... Ming.... Shan shan shan shan shan shan shannnnnnn

2006-11-26T00:47:00.000-08:00

Alo I am back!! More about my Taipei trip.... we also went to Yang.... Ming.... Shan shan shan shan shan shan shannnnnnn (imagine the echo in the mountains ok ?)

wow the place veri pretty... but we got a scare when we first reached. After alighting from the public bus (1 hour plus ride leh), the two jie jies very excited cos the place realli pretty with the colourful lallang . So they took baby ele and me out immedietaly to take a pic... they put us on the stone wall..WHO KNOWS SUDDENLY GOT ONE 30 CM worm-or-snake-or-eel-or-millipede-or-centipede crawl past me and baby ele..!!!! The two jie jies started to scream and jump and then mabel jie jie tried to save baby ele and me. Then Jas jie jie stopped her and told her to wait till the 30 CM worm-or-snake-or-eel-or-millipede-or-centipede crawl away first. Mabel jie jie started becoming hyterical and say "my garfield my GARFIELD !"...then Jas jie jie said something very strange,, she said "dun scared ! Garfield is FAKE one. He wont be bitten" . I was shaken by the 30 CM worm-or-snake-or-eel-or-millipede-or-centipede liaoz, but I was more hurt by what jas jie jie said. She says that I AM A FAKE ?? BUT later after the two jie jie not so scared anymore, jas jie jie used her wet tissue to clean my wounds and explained that she said that to pacify mabel jie jie. If not mabel jie jie may get bitten mah..so I have to sacrefice lor.

That's the pic we tried to take when we saw that 30 CM worm-or-snake-or-eel-or-millipede-or-centipede

Luckily i quite thicked skinned, if not sure injured, lucky baby eeyore didnt come,,,if not she sure faint. that baby ele is werid one,,,after that he was went "hehehehhe" ...still can laugh??

anyway the place real breautiful manz...lots of lallang, green grass grass and blue sky sky...

Wo Ai Tai Mei (translation: I luv Taipei girls)

2006-11-12T01:29:00.000-08:00

yoyo everyone...

Been missing from the blogger scene cos i been traveling lah... ("expensive people things busy" mah Gui Ren Shi Mang) . We took a Jetstar plane to taipei... was quite scared cos budget airline got baggage limit...so scared jie jie wont bring me along...but she did lah. and she also brought baby ele along cos he promised not to lie. (for those who still dun know baby ele, he is the new elephant in our house, he loves to lie...for example he always say baby eeyore is very slim... )
anyway we sat near the emergency exit at Jetstar plane plane... and so comfortable...except for a Ah Pei who very talkative...we had to pretend to sleep so that he wont talk to us... (but hor i cant lose my eyes one mah...so he see me eye open big big,,,continue to talk to me lor)

when reach airpot, we tok the guo guang bang bang mang coach to the city. the they drop us at taipei main station, wow we very scared leh, cos dunno where to go. but the pple there damn helpful, come and help us and ask us where we want to go.

then the two jie jie very bobo....they walked rite into the demostration...thinking it's some free open air concert... heng i wear red..which is the RITE colour... Jas jie jie not so lucky, she was in GREEN and then soon her face turned green also. then the two jie jie fast fast run away..dragging the luaggaue and me lor. (beby ele wore yellow, so he v safe lah)

Anyway they got us some toys to play with...red headband and the thumds hammer... (see that baby ele act cute and lie on my shoulders again!!!)

Anyway they finally found the hotel...it's ONE STAR hotel. very funny name hor... at first i tot the jie jies so poor..stay in one star hotel. (even hotel 88 got two star) but it turns out to be a name onli lah. The room veri beautifull. got romantic lightings...and a 32 inch plasma TV. but a pity eeyore not there with me lah.

Pic of me and baby ele, he always hide behind so that his face will appear slimmer than mine!!!

Ok lah, take a break here. continue abt my taipei trip later!!

2006-10-18T22:18:00.000-07:00

Hey.... sorry for not ~~upgrading~~ updating for the past few months..... it's not my fault you know.... Something very bad happened. My owner found a job. This means that she has many many new friends... and she spend most of her time at work... and when she comes home... she msn msn and msn. =( I dunno how to turnon the computer to blog ma... so i have to wait for her to come home lo. =(

About 1 month ago... i li jia chu zou with Pooh Pooh.... we packed our bags and asked Kalvin korkor to drive us out.... We went to stay at Jaslin Jiejie's house....

Ya lor... I was very upset that my jiejie neglected me ma.... So i have to give her some down horse tail and let her realise that she actually needs me very much. Har? you asking me what is down horse tail ah... 下马威 lor. Must give her some colour see see ma. 给他一点颜色看看... I am quite ~~biliguay~~ ~~bilinglong~~ ~~bisexual~~ bilingual one. Jaslin jiejie's house is very big and nice... she let me sleep on her bed.... and pooh pooh and I played soccer together

Yah la... it was very fun... but hor..... this Pooh Pooh always kick the ball so hard so we ended up fighting... and Weixiong korkor sided Pooh Pooh and even accuse that i head butt Pooh Pooh. Altho my head can reach PoohPooh's butt lar... but i really never leh. =( After a few days.... Mabel Jiejie came to fetch me back home.... I told you she missed me!

Pig pig and Eeyore came too.... We took pic with Kalvin Korkor's old car.. 7306 KAN TAO JEEE!!! Quickly go buy hor.

After i came home.... i tot Mabel jiejie willl love me more than b4.... but hor... she is having someone else! =( YOU SEE.

This is Baby Ele. Mabel Jiejie's boss gave it to her.... Can u understand how hurt i was when Jiejie brought her home? I am not ostracising new comers okay... but Baby Ele is really very irritating. Even Jaslin jiejie agree with me. Eh... but she took him to her work place and let him drink many many cans of coke... heard that Baby Ele got kissed by a chiobu called Betsy or something... Wha lau... Next time I'm gonna ask Jaslin Jiejie to bring me there as well. She DEFINITELY will bring me one!

Anyway... Baby ele is really very irritating... he has this very funny voice.... and he cannot stop laughing... Mabel Jiejie wanst Baby Ele to be my best friend.... so Baby Ele follow me around.... HE really dunno wat is Privacy leh.... i cannot have my personal space... everything he also wanna poke his nose in... u see his noes is so long... I got take picture on okay... u see!

You see you see. How to sleep like that.... i have to sleep sideways. =(

Baby Eeyore seem to like Baby Ele a lot... What shd i do? 2 days ago...Jiejie's fren bought her a PANDA from China... now got Elephant and Panda..... I think I'm losing my status already..... damn pissed lar.

I doubt anyone will remember my birthday.... my birthday is on 26 October by the way and i like orange colour, pizza, ice cream, a new pillow and maybe cash would be good as well. I am turning 14 soon. Dunno this year got surprise party or not.....

Garfield goes to the SPA......

2006-08-20T02:16:00.000-07:00

Today I decided to go to the spa (actually my owner dragged me there....I hate water)
But my best friend EeYore decided to accompany me. Ya I know she was my ex girlfriend la... but we're just friends now la... We both cant swim and we were very very scared. They made us take off our clothes (i am ok with that lah, I always sun tan naked anyway...) but poor Eeyore was so traumatised.... heng they lent her a small hankie to cover cover...

Next the treatment starts... we were given a body scrub with body shop and su-ku-bu-su products. Then we had a jucuzzi and a steam bath. I quite like the bubbles actually.

Next we adjourned (chim sia? ) to the suana and we were left there for 1 day and 1 night to dry.

Now I am very sweet smelling liaoz........ Hmmm......... I already told my owner I dun think I need a spa/bath for another 3 - 6 months....

2006-08-09T23:58:00.000-07:00

My first NDP! Was quite excited when Mabel jiejie got the yellow sector tickets to ~~Singapork~~ Singapore's lsat NDP in Kallang Satdium.... I was wondering if jiejie will bring me along or not that day..... then hor.... today hor.... Jiejie pack her bag n dressed up.... n walked out of her room.... without even looking at me...

Then hor... Old Sky has Eyes.... (what? u dunno what i mean? isnt there such a word? 老天有眼？no ah?) Anw jiejie came back to get a packet of tissue... and she saw me with that kelian look on my face....(heehee i act one lar... i want to go also ma...) so she squeeze me into her bag... YEAH!

The security laughed at jiejie when he saw me in his bag.... what so funny? they never say soft toy cannot go ma.... but heng he didnt suspect that jiejie got hide bomb in my body or what... if not they chong gong me... i die! =(

Anw i got in safely la.... n cos i didnt have the tix hor... then they nv gimme goodie bag leh... so ngiao one hor.... i wanted to put on the singapore tattoo but jiejie dont let me.... so i just sat there and pout all the way when they played with tattoo la... and after much anticipating....... jiejie finally opened the packet of keropok in the goodie bag...yummmyyy hehehe...

The weather was damn hot that day and everyone is wearing the same colour as me.... so i took a few pics to show u all the copy cats!

Then the marching ~~contest~~ contingent came in.... and i was kinda forced to take a pic with them.... I mean.... why take pics with them...... aiyoh.... i cant even see the girl guides... all guys... =( but anyway here's the pic...

ok lar... to end off... lemme secretly upload a pic of me and jiejie.... she dun like that pic la cos her face very big... but i upload ok... u all don't tell her ok...

usually her face very small one la.... usually la... but most of the time quite big... usually small. yah... erm... ya ok bye bye...

2005-10-26T20:59:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone, I am Garfield.. and today is my birthday... so.. you're suppose to gimme a present (i don't mind more) and say Happy Birthday... why are you laughing? laugh what? cat cannot have birthday? what? I am a cat what... cartoon character so what soft toy so what.... u can have birthday why i cannot~ wish me happy birthday leh...My owner is busy reading her notes and i doubt she'll remember to blog about me... so i'm blogging about it myself... typing can be really tiring... so i decided to just post some pictures..... about what happened last night during my birthday surprise...

Thanks everyone for my birthday surprise ok.... hohoho I am a really happy fat cat..